A Brief Summary of Bioshock Infinite

SPOILERS

I'm still alive, yes. I survived my holiday. It was a nice break. I will be getting back to Weasel Skeet presently, but first here's the entirety of Bioshock Infinite and Burial at Sea summed up on my kitchen table.

I did this just through trying to recall the game to my sister and then I went back to BaS pt 2 and I think I was pretty much completely accurate. I will have to repeat Infinite to see how much I got right.